DEAR ABBA: My support and I have been laning for over fifteen minutes now. Ever since we scored first blood and two more kills we were madly dedicated to each other, and swore we would never leave each others' side.
However, not too long after our friend from Middle Lane came up to gank. "ping ping ping drow silence". Unfortunately as I approached the enemy to cast Gust, the Earthshaker countered with a well-timed fissure, hitting me, my support, and our mid. We were then immediately cleaned up by tp response.
Ever since that episode, things haven't been the same. I've died seven more times to the enemy carry, all while Crystal Maiden sat back and watched in horror as my body was stoned, mangled, incinerated, and frozen. Now when I ask my support for a tango, but she softly whispers that she hasn't any - and then I hear the sound of a tree crashing down behind me. She takes my last hits and makes me deny. Even though our mid has been winning his lane and successfully ganking bottom, he refuses to come top again for a gank, insisting that "he has to farm." How much of an idiot do they take me for?
I wish Crystal Maiden could be my beautiful support once again. I wish my mid could trust me once again. But most of all, I wish everyone could be honest with me, once again.
I just want everything to be back to normal.
- Relegated to #5 in Radiant Safelane
DEAR RELEGATED TO #5:
NOOB FEEDER FUCKIN RETARD, GO BACK TO LEAGUE YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
UNISTNALL DOTA, YOU SUCK SO BAD, 0-8-0 DROW NOOB.
DROW SHIT, MIERDA NOBB
BAD CARRY GG FF PLS. REPORT DROW PLS
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